There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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