Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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