the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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