i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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