you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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