found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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