Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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