wrigley field is MILF paradise
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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