I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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