Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she smelled like a LAN party
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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