Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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