Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We're too hungover to prance.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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