There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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