I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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