Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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