I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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