I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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