Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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