one two three fourrrrnication!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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