I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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