I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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