I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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