He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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