I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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