Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I cannot find my penis.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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