the day after is always just damage control
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
