I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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