brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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