is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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