Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Do vagina's smell?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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