Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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