I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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