my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I touched a dick in church today
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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