I love black thongs
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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