honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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