lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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