I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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