can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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