Nicole vs. Life
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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