"it" just moved
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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