wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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