he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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