Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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