is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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