Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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