i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
