My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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