What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
