dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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