You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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