Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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