You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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