He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We had sex on a dog bed..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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