He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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