i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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