I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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